z\ job

z\ job
1. (Z Job) (627↑, 183↓)
If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.

It's 10 for an h-job, 20 for a b-job and 50 for a Z job.

2. (z job) (434↑, 172↓)
recieving head while sleeping

i can't believe i didn't wake up while i was getting a z job\!

3. (Z Job) (173↑, 75↓)
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.... But for those of you who CAN afford it, here it is: Basically it involves a man recieving oral sex from a woman, while she is Asleep. Now, for the exact details (all of which start with the letter "Z", culminating in the ultimate Z Job): Step 1: The woman takes a strong sleep-aid called Zolpidem. This is helpful so as not to wake the woman. Step 2:Zilactin-B Mouth Sore Gel. This is applied by the man, into the woman's mouth. This will partially numb her mouth, allowing for maximum oral sex time before she wakes up. Thes acts will test the limits of the woman's facials muscles and tissues: A zygomatic bone in your face(pair) & a zygomaticus Major and minor ( they are groups of muscles around your mouth) Step 3: And now comes the grand finale. The zonula ciliaris is a small muscle located on the eye ball. As the man is about to climax, he slaps the woman, abruptly returning her to consciousness. Shocked, the woman gasps and quickly opens her eyes. This is when the man ejaculates on her open eyes, coating the zonula ciliaris. After this has been accomplished, you have successfully completed a proper Z Job.

I gave Tera a Z Job.

Author: Screech McScreech http://z-job.urbanup.com/4930092
4. (Z Job) (59↑, 102↓)
A Z Job is were you are recieving a blow job where the giver of the blow job is sleeping, also refered to as catching some zzz's, therefore a z job

Wow, my roommate gave me the best Z Job last night, haha and he always wakes up complaining about the bad taste in his mouth in the morning, what a fool.

5. (z job) (18↑, 95↓)
i heard its really good with a copper tube and mayonnaise..

kraft, hellmanns, home made all are good for z jobs

6. (z job) (114↑, 194↓)
If you don't know. You can't afford it.

Wait what exactly is a Z job?

7. (Z Job) (55↑, 246↓)
When one man fucks another man's ballsack, creating a z-like image from the position of the two penises.

when you fuck another man's balls, your dicks rub together and it looks like a z from below. hence the "z job"

Author: AVery Hairy Man http://z-job.urbanup.com/3055491
8. (z job) (125↑, 317↓)
When a girl hummzzz a z sound while shes giving some neck.

Wow marissa gives great z jobs...she can hummm hela good

Related: bj, b job, blow job, job, h job, oral, sex, z, zj
Last updated: 2012.03.03

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